There is a massive worldwide government conspiracy that is threatening to enslave all of humanity. Thousands of years of preparation by the Illuminati, who of course are in coalition with secret Arab societies and Mayan revivalists, in an attempt to gain complete and absolute control of all humanity by the year 2012 have been holding meetings in a secret Alaskan bunker. Their previous plans include fluoridation of our water supply, suppression of Area 51 (by the way, they have already completely decimated the aliens homeworld during the Cold War. That's the real reason for building all those big bombs), the assassination of both JFK and Lincoln, and also using religion to control the masses! They also crucified Jesus. Ya, these guys are hardcore, I know. But with the power of the internet (which they created and control) we can know the truth... but this may be my last blog. I fear my life may already be in danger as I type...
Diseases and global warming are all part of their plan to enslave us all! And frankly, if you don't believe TRUTH then you are just a dummy. They have already cloned many of us...
and why did they kill the birds - seriously, if you don't know by now you sir/madam, are a dummy.(Actually, if you don't get the sarcastic/satirical nature of this blog about conspiracy theories then I may really have to think you are a dummy)
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